Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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