I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
do herpes really smell.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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