She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
