If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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