Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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