so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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