I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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