Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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