Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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