If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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