just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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