i need an iv and a liver transplant
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
nutella sex= disaster
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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