this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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