try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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