i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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