I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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