So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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