how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Randomize
