I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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