Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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