I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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