who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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