I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
