So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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