As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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