Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it glows. i had to have it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The adults are the big ones right?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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