If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
