no. you can't hotbox the world.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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