and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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