in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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