Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Pooping to opera.
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