so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Randomize
