butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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