ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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