we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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