Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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