scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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