ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
