The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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