Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
