I feel like I'm in dance class right now
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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