This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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