I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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