You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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