Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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