She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Randomize
