David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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