I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
