Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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