why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
