so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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