She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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