then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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