giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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