The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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