i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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